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Pastor of Muppets

by The Loons Till Death

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If I ever met someone She would have to, make my life fun She would have to be the one, who'd make me feel like when that show's all done That girl would have to be the Fife in my life (chorus) You're all that's good in life Even in black and white I want you to be my wife Without you things just aren't right Cuz, girl, you are the Fife in my life If I had to live without you My whole life would surely be blue Like those color episodes, all I can do is think to boo Cuz, girl, you are the Fife in my life I've never met anyone like you before You're beautiful down to the core That Warren guy was such a bore (That Warren guy was such a bore) Even with your goofy face Nobody could take your place Down in that Mayberry state (in that Mayberry state) (chorus, solo, chorus) You're wonderful! You're beautiful!! You're better than Istanbul!!! Cuz, girl, you are the Fife in my life
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4 a.m., Tuesday morning Can't seem to sleep, thinking of Quantum Leap The questions my mind asks: Is there a God? How infinite is time? Did my sister find my Hostess Lemon Pie? Things would be quieter without a sound Things would be lighter without a pound Poetry takes itself too seriously sometimes What would Sprite be without it's lime? Lemonade! Go to school, and don't do drugs Swim in the pool, and don't eat bugs Larry, Curly, and Moe I miss San Francisco 8 YEARS without a girlfriend When will this loneliness end? I'd hate to be stung by killer bees I like Velveeta shells & cheese I wish I could go to sleep I can't stand this desert heat Berke Breathed, I'd like to meet SPAM! The mystery meat
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The final album from longtime Novelty group The Loons Till Death. Partly recorded in a studio. Partly recorded at home.

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released March 4, 1994

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